Most Accurate Lexus Vanity Plate Ever

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04/12/2018 at 09:23 • Filed to: maximum truthiness

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I.. CAN.. DRIVE... 55!!!!


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > someassemblyrequired
04/12/2018 at 09:30

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Needs a bumper sticker “and can’t park between the lines” to go along with the plate...


Kinja'd!!! ToyotaFamily > someassemblyrequired
04/12/2018 at 09:46

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Virginia tags too, how fitting.

I’m also assuming they go 5 below in the left lane on I95.


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > ToyotaFamily
04/12/2018 at 09:49

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TBH, everyone who knows Virginia drives the speed limit outside of Fairfax, Loudoun and Prince William counties. Jail sucks worse than driving in this state.


Kinja'd!!! Censored > deekster_caddy
04/12/2018 at 09:49

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I can give this one a pass as he’s in an end spot.


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > Censored
04/12/2018 at 09:50

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And the thing was pristine


Kinja'd!!! ToyotaFamily > someassemblyrequired
04/12/2018 at 09:53

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Yup, I took a trip out towards Front Royal a couple weeks back & everyone was zooming by 75+.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Censored
04/12/2018 at 09:55

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No pass, he’s blocking the corner! NO PASS!


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > ToyotaFamily
04/12/2018 at 13:41

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Yeah and that’s not the worst of it, I am super careful in the western part of VA and don’t enter without a full tank of gas and no plans on stopping before I hit the state line. That’s dueling banjo country.


Kinja'd!!! AM3R, lost another burner > someassemblyrequired
04/12/2018 at 16:26

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I drove from fairfax county to Charlottesville a few weeks back and was getting passed on 29 all day. Everyone was flying down it. Of course, 30 minutes from my destination, I decide to pick up the pace and just follow along with traffic, and I got a ticket lol.


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > AM3R, lost another burner
04/12/2018 at 22:38

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Oh man, that stinks, hopefully wasn’t too much of a hit. I always hop off 29 down there since I always go to the Barbecue Exchange in Gordonsville anytime I’m within an hour of Charlottesville.


Kinja'd!!! AM3R, lost another burner > someassemblyrequired
04/13/2018 at 02:22

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68 in a 45 :/ I know everyone says this but it really was a trap. I crested a hill where the speed limit immediately drops to 45 from 60 at the bottom of it, and the cop got me right as I hit it. I was extremely peeved when it happened, but I was respectful and the cop wrote it up as speeding and not reckless.

I forgot to pay it off online early enough, and I was required to drive back down there for court, which was another major annoyance, but managed to end up only having to pay about $200.

The food around Charlottesville is amazing. If I was a UVA student, I think I would be obese lol.


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > AM3R, lost another burner
04/13/2018 at 08:56

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Oh yeah it definitely could have been worse than $200 and a drive down there.

Agree on the food, being over an hour away is not far enough.